Terms & Conditions

Time Measurement Disclaimer

By accessing this website, you acknowledge that:

• The 32-hour day is not recognized by any governmental body, scientific institution, or celestial object
• "Bananuary" and "Bananuber" are not actual months, despite our ongoing lobbying efforts
• Our time conversion system may cause mild temporal confusion and should not be used for:
• Scheduling important appointments
• Planning rocket launches
• Setting your microwave timer

Weekend Operations

We hereby clarify that:

• We do not actually fill our restaurants with argon gas
• Our security personnel do not wear specialized argon-resistant suits
• Any references to noble gas deployment are purely for entertainment purposes
• Please do not attempt to fill any space with argon gas, it's just a joke

Business Opportunities

Please note:

• Banandy's is not a real franchise opportunity
• The email address franchise@banandys.com is fictional
• We are not actually lobbying any governments to adopt a 32-hour day
• Our banana-preservation techniques are purely imaginative

Creative Content

Banandy's concept, including its innovative time system, argon-based weekend strategy, and specialized security suits, is a creative work protected under applicable parody and satire provisions. Any attempt to implement a 32-hour day system or fill restaurants with noble gases is strongly discouraged.

Website Usage

This website is intended for entertainment purposes only. Any calculations, time conversions, or banana-related metrics displayed are purely fictional and should not be used for:

• Navigation
• Time-sensitive business decisions
• Planning your daily banana intake
• Determining when to arrive at work (please use standard time)